I’m Now 38 and Still Have Never Had Good Sex

Reporting 5 years later

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I originally published this story in 2018, when I was 33. That was the last year I touched another person, romantically, the last time I gave an open mouth kiss or touched a butt. It’s been so long— Trump was in office! — since I’ve felt horny for someone. It’s winter where I live, and I draw my shades at 5 p.m. and wonder how the hell so many…